new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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