I am puke
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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