no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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