The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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