Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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