In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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