where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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