hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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