Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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