I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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