Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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