You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Randomize
