Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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