Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
if only i could text you this smell
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Randomize
