i just had sex bonerless
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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