She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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