i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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