Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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