am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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