so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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