how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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