I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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