doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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