I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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