Banned from zoo.
Again?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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