I love black thongs
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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