Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Randomize
