A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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