i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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