and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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