ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
There's always time for handjobs
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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