So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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