Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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