i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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