doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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