Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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