i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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