Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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