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If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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