Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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