Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Randomize
