u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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