ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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