It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
It's blow job season.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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