i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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