Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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