You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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