Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Drake has all the answers
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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