Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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