She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Terrible idea I love it
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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