Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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