his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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