Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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