Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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