question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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