your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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