I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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